<July 27, 2011>
The other day, a friend of mine painted a portrait of me with beautiful colors and all the painting words artists use nowadays. It was magnificent but my friend said he was going to sell it for himself. Tonight, I plan to go over to his house, slit his through in his sleep, steal the painting, and sell it as a self-portrait. Plagiarism is an easy crime. Murder, however… Well, let’s just see how tonight goes.
